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IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck
Just hanging off my chair with laughter and tears all over my face.
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever reblog
CI CANT SFUCKGN BREATNE
ommg omgomgmgiknsandisausa it hurts why is this even funny lmao
I CAN’T YOU GUYS IS THE CHICKEN A BONG BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN IMAGINE IT BEING
HAHHAHAHA omfg I’m dying
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TO BE THIS FUNNY
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
I actually enjoy the company of about 10 people in this city. Everyone else is so predictable it’s sickening.
I literally don’t feel bad for any teenager who complains about their life. “I’m too fat” “I’m too quiet” “My friends all changed” “Everything is falling apart” Boo fucking Hoo. You can change anything in your life, and your friends? Nobody stays the fucking same throughout their life. My freshman year i was short, fat, insecure, and a very nice little kid. But then I grew up, i worked out and got taller, and now? My self-esteem is untouchable, for everything i complained about back a few years seems absolutely ridiculous to me now, yeah sure i was depressed, yeah sure my mom went through a divorce, so what I couldn’t get a girl to date me? It doesn’t matter, not one little bit. I got older and every change I’ve undergone to become this cynical, sarcastic, ass is something I’m thankful for. Nothing can bring me down because this place has no emotional weight on me. The girl i chased for two years? I don’t talk to her anymore and i don’t even care, i see her in a completely different light now and it makes me happy, because at the end of the day, you make yourself happy. I don’t want a relationship because damnit I’m 18 years old and i still have a lot of time ahead of me to make decisions. I love my life.
How can i be such an ass and not care? Because the majority of people i know are not worth my time. If they aren’t constantly bitching about being single or constantly saying they’re in “love” with their bf/gf of one week, they’re talking of how they’re mad at their height or weight or grades or anything. Bitch it can all be fixed, nobody cares that your life sucks. This shit doesnt matter because we’re in high school, so get over yourself and make some changes. There’s about 5 people around here that i genuinely care about, and i cant wait to leave the rest of the loneoak community this august.
